If there’s one thing monster-movie fans love, it’s a big fight. And it’ll be round 2 of epic kaiju wrestling when the film Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire opens tomorrow in movie theaters—only this time the Big G and the king of the jungle aren’t fighting each other, they’re forming an alliance!
The latest entry in Legendary Pictures’ “Monsterverse” series—which includes 2014’s reboot of Godzilla, the 2017 prequel Kong: Skull Island, 2019’s Godzilla: King of the Monsters, and 2021’s Godzilla vs. Kong—Godzilla x Kong has monsterdom’s greatest titans teaming up against an even deadlier threat to the world than they are, alongside human costars Rebecca Hall (Iron Man 3) and Brian Tyree Henry (Eternals), making return appearances after their debuts in Godzilla vs. Kong.
Godzilla’s feeling pretty confident coming into this match, as he’s still energized by his recent Academy Award win for last year’s surprise hit Godzilla: Minus One (okay, it wasn’t a starring role win, but for best special effects, but still—an Oscar-winning kaiju movie!). And Kong had his own time to shine last year, as he starred in Netflix’s animated series Skull Island.
Of course, there wouldn’t be a monster mash this weekend without Kong, the creation of Merian C. Cooper and Edgar Wallace who was brought to stop-motion life in 1933 by effects master Willis O’Brien. The original King Kong went on to become a worldwide cultural icon that inspired generations of Monster Kids who grew up to be directors, writers, and special-effects creators. It also inspired Pan’s publisher, StarWarp Concepts, to add the story of the king of the simian monsters to its line of Illustrated Classics. Cue the sales plug!
King Kong is an e-book-only republication of the 1932 novelization of the original movie classic. Written by Delos W. Lovelace, based on the story by Edgar Wallace and Merian C. Cooper and the screenplay by James A. Creelman and Ruth Rose, it includes scenes that didn’t appear in the final cut of the film—including the notorious “spider pit” sequence in which Kong’s human pursuers are attacked by horrific arachnids and insects. Our version features six original black-and-white illustrations by comics artist Paul Tuma, whose pulp-influenced style has appeared in the pages of The Twilight Avenger, Flare, and Dan Turner: Hollywood Detective.
Not familiar with the beauty-and-the-beast story of Kong and his “love interest,” Ann Darrow (who was played in the 1933 original by the queen of the scream queens, Fay Wray)? Well, here’s our edition’s back-cover copy to bring you up-to-date:
Ann Darrow was a down-on-her-luck actress struggling to survive in Depression-era New York when she met moviemaker Carl Denham. He offered her the starring role in his latest film: a documentary about a long-lost island—and the godlike ape named Kong rumored to live there. Denham needed a beauty as a counterpart to the beast he hoped to find, and Ann was the answer to his prayers.
Mystery, romance, a chance to turn her life around, even the possibility of stardom—to Ann, it sounded like the adventure of a lifetime! But what she didn’t count on were the horrific dangers that awaited her on Skull Island—including the affections of a love-struck monster…
King Kong (the 1932 novelization) is available directly from the SWC Store, so visit its product page for ordering information. It’ll give you something to read while you’re awaiting for Godzilla x Kong to start!
I just happened to drop by the home of DriveThru Comics, one of StarWarp Concepts’ e-book distributors, and saw they’re currently running a New Year, New Comics Sale, in which the first volumes of all publishers’ graphic novels are available at discounted prices. And among those bargains is…Blood Feud: The Saga of Pandora Zwieback, Book 1?
Okay, Blood Feud is a young adult novel, not a graphic novel, but it is a first volume and it does feature a cover painting by comic-art legend Bob Larkin (Star Trek, Star Wars, Vampirella, Dazzler, Doc Savage) and a frontispiece illustration by Eliseu Gouveia (The Saga of Pandora Zwieback Annual #1, The Legend of Calamity Jane: The Devil Herself, Stargate Universe), and I am the writer of the Pan Zwieback and Calamity Jane comics, so I guess that’s close enough!
Blood Feud: The Saga of Pandora Zwieback, Book 1, of course, is my young adult novel that’s perfect for lovers of dark urban fantasy. It introduces readers to Pandora Zwieback, a 16-year-old Goth girl who’s spent the last decade being treated for mental health problems because she can see monsters. It’s only after she meets professional monster hunter Sebastienne “Annie” Mazarin that Pan discovers she’s never been ill—her so-called “monstervision” is actually a supernatural gift that allows her to see into Gothopolis, the not-so-mythical shadow world that exists right alongside the human world.
In Blood Feud, Pan, her parents and friends, and Annie are drawn into a conflict among warring vampire clans searching for the key to an ultimate weapon (or so the legend goes)—a key that just so happens to have been delivered to the horror-themed museum owned by Pan’s father!
“Far and away one of the best young adult supernatural fantasy novels. Pan is exactly the kind of teen heroine that readers should be standing up and cheering for.”—HorrorNews.net
Got your interest? Good! The New Year, New Comics Sale runs now through January 19th, so head over to the StarWarp Concepts publisher page at DriveThru Comics, and (if you haven’t done so already) get introduced to Pandora Zwieback!
When the spooks have a midnight jamboree They break it up with fiendish glee Ghosts are bad, but the one that’s cursed Is the Headless Horseman, he’s the worst —“The Headless Horseman,” from Ichabod and Mr. Toad Sung by Bing Crosby
Halloween is just five days away, so the timing couldn’t be better for fans of the Spooky Season than right now to familiarize themselves with a classic story that’s an entry in StarWarp Concepts’ SWC Horror Bites line: Washington Irving’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow!
The tale of schoolteacher Ichabod Crane’s terrifying encounter with the Headless Horseman has captivated readers ever since its first publication in 1820, in Irving’s collection The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Gent., and in the 200-plus years since, it’s become the quintessential Halloween story. It’s also been the basis for countless movies, TV shows, comic books, and other pop-culture adaptations (and knock-offs), but if you’ve never read the original source material, then there’s no time like the present!
Here’s the back-cover copy to pique your interest:
Getting Ahead in This Town Can be Murder…
Sleepy Hollow, New York, appears to be the perfect peaceful location for newly arrived schoolteacher Ichabod Crane, whose nerves always seem a little on edge. The people are nice enough—with the exception of the town bully, Bram Bones—the meals they serve are even better, and most appealing of all is the beautiful Katrina Van Tassel, daughter of one of the town’s wealthiest families.
But lurking behind Sleepy Hollow’s peaceful setting is a terrifying secret: a murderer stalks the countryside—specifically, the ghost of a Hessian soldier whose head was blown off by a cannonball during the American Revolution. Ever since his grisly death, the dreaded Headless Horseman has been searching for a replacement…
…and Ichabod Crane’s noggin looks to be just the right size…
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is a digital-exclusive chapbook available from the StarWarp Concepts webstore. Visit its product page for ordering information.
“Short tales to appease your monstrous hunger for suspense” is how we describe SWC Horror Bites, the digital-chapbook series from Pan’s publisher, StarWarp Concepts. They’re classic horror stories that you might be familiar with, or ones you’ve never heard of before and have had your interest piqued by what they’re about.
Currently, there are two titles available in this e-book imprint:
White Fell: The Werewolf: Originally published in 1896 as The Were-wolf, this tale was written by renowned author, artist, and suffragette Clemence Annie Housman, and is regarded by scholars as perhaps the first feminist werewolf story. In it, a beautiful woman named White Fell wanders into a snowbound village—and into the hearts of twin brothers, one of whom immediately becomes smitten by her. The other brother, however, soon grows suspicious of the enigmatic White Fell. Where did she come from? Why does she always carry an ax? And is her sudden appearance somehow related to the recent sightings of a bloodthirsty wolf in the area? He may come to regret being so inquisitive…
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow: Washington Irving’s legendary tale of the Headless Horseman has captivated readers ever since its first publication in 1820, in Irving’s collection The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Gent., and in the 200 years since it’s become the quintessential Halloween story, as well as the basis for countless movies, TV shows, comic books, and other pop-culture adaptations. When schoolteacher Ichabod Crane arrived in Sleepy Hollow, New York, he had dreams of marrying beautiful socialite Katrina of the wealthy Van Tassel family, only to lose his head (both figuratively and literally!) when he encounters the horrific Headless Horseman one fateful night!
White Fell: The Werewolf and The Legend of Sleepy Hollow are digital exclusives available for download right now, so visit their respective product pages at StarWarp Concepts for ordering information.
Women in Horror Month is here again, that annual celebration that shines the spotlight on the contributions of all the female creators—writers, artists, movie directors, producers, special makeup artists, special effects experts, etc.—who’ve brought thrills and chills to generations of fans around the world.
Well, if you enjoy tales of horror and empowered women, may I recommend one of StarWarp Concepts’ classic fiction titles?
White Fell: The Werewolf, by Clemence Annie Housman, originally published in 1896 as The Were-wolf, is regarded by scholars as perhaps the first feminist werewolf story. In it, a beautiful woman named White Fell wanders into a snowbound village—and into the hearts of twin brothers, one of whom immediately becomes smitten by her.
The other brother, however, soon grows suspicious of the enigmatic White Fell. Where did she come from? Why does she always carry an ax? And is her sudden appearance somehow related to the recent sightings of a bloodthirsty wolf in the area? He may come to regret being so inquisitive…
White Fell: The Werewolf is a digital exclusive. Visit its product page at Pan’s publisher, StarWarp Concepts, for further information. If you enjoy tales of horror and empowered women, be sure to give it a read!
It was on November 3, 1954, that the atomic-powered dinosaur Godzilla made his big-screen debut in Japan as the king of the monsters in the now-classic kaiju film Gojira (which became Godzilla when it reached the United States). And today, 68 years after Toho Studios first unleashed their monster, he’s still as popular as ever.
At its heart, Gojira is a metaphor for the horrors of radiation sickness and widespread destruction experienced by the Japanese citizens as a result of the US dropping atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945 to force an end to World War II. But it didn’t take long for audiences to look beyond the message and also recognize it as an outstanding monster movie, and to make Godzilla a worldwide icon.
So, how can you celebrate this special day? Well, you could have your own, personal movie marathon. In addition to the original Gojira and the long list of Toho-produced films that followed (including Destroy All Monsters, King Kong vs. Godzilla, The Return of Godzilla, and the most recent, Shin Godzilla), you can watch Legendary Pictures’ trilogy of Godilla (2014), Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019), and Godzilla vs. Kong (2021). Plus there’s the Toho-Netflix animated trilogy Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017), Godzilla: City on the Edge (2018), and Godzilla: The Planet Eater (2018). There’s plenty of Big G adventures to enjoy.
With regard to the original Godzilla movies, the art you see up top is by my friend Bob Larkin, who you might recognize as the cover painter for the Pan novels Blood Feud and Blood Reign. Bob did this cover for Marvel Comics’ Monsters of the Movies, a short-lived series that was meant to be their answer to Famous Monsters of Filmland, which was the gold standard of horror entertainment magazines covering movies and TV shows from the 1950s to the early 1980s. This particular image was done to promote issue 5’s cover story, “Godzilla: Tokyo’s Greatest Nemesis,” an overview of the Toho movies from the original up to 1973’s Godzilla vs. Megalon. Bob provided covers for five of MotM’s eight issues.
And speaking of the talented Mr. Larkin, if you’re a fan of great art, Pan’s publisher, StarWarp Concepts, has a book you might just be interested in…
The Bob Larkin Sketchbook is a collection of some of the incredible pencil drawings by the legendary cover painter for Doc Savage, Spider-Man, the X-Men, Star Trek, Star Wars, Planet of the Apes, and many other pop-culture icons. What you’ll discover when you see this collection is how wide-ranging his subjects are. Sci-fi, horror, Westerns, pulp adventure, crime fiction, movie merchandise, even wrestling stars—as we say on the book’s back cover, there really is little that he hasn’t painted.
The sketchbook features three pieces created especially for it: the Pandora Zwieback cover art you see here; a portrait of Patricia Savage, the fightin’ cousin of pulp fiction’s top-tier adventurer, Doc Savage, the Man of Bronze; and a two-page spread in which Doc faces off against another Golden Age crimefighter—The Shadow!
The Bob Larkin Sketchbook is available in print and digital formats. Visit its product page at StarWarp Concepts for ordering information.
Not interested in the classic (and some not so classic) horror films we’ve looked at this week for your Halloween viewing list? Not to worry! There are other places you can go to build your own spooky binge-a-thon (in other words, streaming services), so here are some suggestions for picking and choosing:
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949): It’s not Mr. Toad—whose story is a partial adaptation of Kenneth Grahame’s novel The Wind in the Willows—that horror fans are here for in this two-part Disney animated feature, but rather Ichabod Crane and his spine-chilling encounter witrh the Headless Horseman in this lively adaptation of Washington Irving’s “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” featuring the voice of Bing Crosby, who not only narrates but performs the jazzy tune “The Headless Horseman.” (He was a big deal back in the day; ask your grandparents. Or your great-grandparents.) Streaming on Disney+.
Ash vs. Evil Dead (2015–2018): Here’s something for older viewers. This sequel to the Evil Dead trilogy of movies (The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, Army of Darkness) finds often reluctant but always self-absorbed hero Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell) dragged back into a confrontation with the unholy Deadites that made his life a living hell thirty years ago. Sure, there’s plenty of gore on display, but at heart it’s a comedy-action show that just happens to feature a guy who straps on a chain saw to replace his missing right hand—that he himself cut off all those years ago, when it tried to kill him! All three seasons are streaming on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, and Apple TV.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2021): It’s as close as the Marvel Cinematic Universe gets to a superhero horror film, but that’s no surprise when the director involved is Sam Raimi of the Evil Dead trilogy, Drag Me to Hell, and Darkman fame (as well as the early 2000s’ Spider-Man 1–3). Stephen Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) and new sidekick America Chavez (Xochitl Gomez) are chased across the multiverse by a Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) turned bad, and she doesn’t care how many people she has to pulverize, turn into string cheese, or neck snap to get her way. And then there’s the ghoulish debut of Zombie Strange—not to mention a guest appearance by Ash vs. Evil Dead star Bruce Campbell! Streaming on Disney+.
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966): A Spooky Season classic. It’s Halloween, and while the majority of the Peanuts Gang go trick-or-treating (“I got a rock,” moans eternal sad sack Charlie Brown as he checks his haul), his best friend, Linus, goes to the pumpkin patch to await the arrival of the Great Pumpkin, Halloween’s answer to Santa Claus. But is the Great Pumpkin real, or just a figment of Linus’s overactive imagination? Written by Charles Schultz, directed by Bill Melendez, and starring the vocal talents of Peter Robbins, Christopher Shea, Sally Dryer, and Kathy Steinberg. Plus a fantastic score by jazz master Vince Guaraldi. Streaming on Apple TV+.
Morbius (2022): Yes, I know it got a lot of Internet hate, but this horror-antihero translation of the Marvel Comics “science vampire” to screen really isn’t as bad as they say—at least not until the completely unnecessary post-credits scene that so desperately (and badly) tries to tie it to the MCU Spider-Man franchise. Jared Leto (Suicide Squad) is Michael Morbius, a scientist battling a rare genetic disease with a special treatment he’s develoepd—one that involves using vampire bats. As you’d expect, the treatment has some unexpected—and unwanted—side effects… Costarring Matt Smith (Doctor Who, House of the Dragon). Streaming on Netflix.
Q, the Winged Serpent (1982): An oddball classic of 1980s horror filmmaking. There’s a giant winged lizard living in New York City—and his nest is right in the legendary Chrysler Building! Q is actually the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl, the deity worshipped by a modern-day cult that’s been sacrificing New Yorkers in his name. Can the NYPD shut down the cult andfind a way to kill a living god? Written and directed by Larry Cohen (It’s Alive), and starring Michael Moriarty (Law & Order), David Carrdine (Kill Bill, Vols. 1 & 2), Richard Roundtree (Shaft), and Candy Clark (Buffy the Vampire Slayer). Streaming on Shout Factory TV.
Silver Bullet (1985): If you can overlook the terrible monster effects in this adaptation of the Stephen King/Bernie Wrightson illustrated novella Cycle of the Werewolf, you’ll find an enjoyable thriller about a young boy who discovers there’s a lycanthropic killer on the loose in his town, and realizes he might be the only one to stop it—well, him and his sister and uncle, who not only come to believe him, but offer assistance for the big showdown. Adapted by Stephen King himself, directed by Dan Atlas (The Walking Dead), and starring Corey Haim (The Lost Boys), Gary Busey (Predator 2), Terry O’Quinn (Lost), Everett McGill (Dune), and Megan Follows (Reign). Streaming on Amazon Prime, Apple TV, Roku, and Google Play.
Trick ’r’ Treat (2007): What’s Halloween without a few tales of terror? This cult-classic anthology, written and directed by Michael Dougherty (Godzilla: King of the Monsters), stars Brian Cox (X-Men 2), Anna Paquin (X-Men), and Dylan Baker (Spider-Man 2–3), all celebrating Halloween in their own special ways, with candy, spooky surprises, and copious amounts of blood! And just wait until you meet that charming little boy, Sam—he’ll be verydisappointed if you don’t have any treats to hand out… Streaming on Amazon Prime.
Wendell & Wild (2022): The comedy team of Key & Peele—actor Keegan-Michael Key (The Predator) and award–winning director Jordan Peele (Get Out, Nope)—reunites for this brand-new stop-motion-animation flick from director Henry Selick (The Nightmare Before Christmas, Coraline) about two demon brothers. Costarring Angela Bassett (Black Panther: Wakanda Forever), Ving Rhames (Mission Impossible), and James Hong (Big Trouble in Little China).
Werewolf by Night (2022): The latest entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, this special, based on the comic series of the same name, not only introduces Jack Russell, the titular creature of the night, but also the Marvel screen debut of the shambling swamp monster known as The Man-Thing! Directed by Michael Giacchino (who also composed the music), and starring Gael Garcia Bernal, Laura Donnelly, and Harriet Sansom Harris. (Fun fact: Werewolf by Night the comic series was where Marvel’s latest live-action superhero, Moon Knight, made his first appearance—perhaps there’s a chance for a future encounter?) Streaming on Disney+.
Witch’s Night Out (1978): This weird little animated special from Canada involves a witch whose Halloween monster party is interrupted by angry neighbors who don’t want monsters living in their town. Things get worse when her magic wand is used by others to cause further tension, but in the end everyone learns to live in harmony. Written by John Leach and Isobel Jean Rankin, directed by Leach, and starring the vocal talents of Gilda Radner (Saturday Night Live) and Catherine O’Hara (Schitt’s Creek). Streaming on Shout Factory TV.
And thus we come to the end of this Halloween viewing series for 2022. I hope you enjoyed it, and that there’s something for you and your family to watch. Or perhaps you might want to create your own Halloween programming from your personal horror movie collection—you of course have one, don’t you?
Unlike its parent company, the AMC Network, IFC—the Independent Film Channel—has a bit more choice in its All Hallows’ Eve programming than a loop of Halloween franchise movies. Sure, IFC’s list is comprised of well-known, not-too-terrifying box office hits, but at least you’ve got a couple of big-time winners (Gremlins, Jaws) in the mix, as well as a talking man-eating plant that can really carry a tune!
7:45 a.m.: Lake Placid (1999): Witness Golden Girl Betty White in all her foul-mouthed, laugh-inducing glory in this tale of a giant crocodile running rampant in Maine, pursued by sheriff Bill Pullman (Independence Day), paleontologist Bridget Fonda (Single White Female), and big-game hunter Oliver Platt (Chicago Med). Written by David E. Kelley (Ally McBeal) and directed by Steve Miner (Halloween H20: 20 Years Later).
9:30 a.m.: Little Shop of Horrors (1986): The screen adaptation of the hit Broadway musical (itself based on the 1960 Roger Corman–produced movie that started it all) finds Rick Moranis (Ghostbusters) and Ellen Greene (The X-Files) trying to outsmart an evil talking extraterrestrial plant—Audrey II, voiced by music legend Levi Stubbs of the R&B group the Four Tops—hungry for blood…and world domination. Directed by Frank Oz—perhaps best known as the voice actor behind Ms. Piggy of The Muppets and Yoda of Star Wars fame—and featuring music and lyrics by the powerful composing duo of Howard Ashman and Alan Menken (Disney’s The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast).
11:45 a.m.: Pet Sematary (1989): Based on the bestselling novel by Stephen King (aren’t they all?), Fred Gwynne (the original Herman Munster of The Munsters), Denise Crosby (Star Trek: The Next Generation), and Dale Midkiff (The Crow: Salvation) star in this adaptation directed by Mary Lambert (Mega Python vs. Gatoroid) with a screenplay by King himself. A family moves to a small Maine town and discovers a pet “sematary” (according to the misspelled sign on it) behind their house. It’s a special place where burying your deceased pet there usually means they come back to life—but not in a good way. As ol’ Herman ominously intones at one point: “Sometimes, dead is bettah…”
2:15 p.m.: Gremlins (1984): Directed by Joe Dante (The Howling, Piranha) and written by Chris Columbus (who later became a Harry Potter movie director), this tale of Christmas presents gone wrong proves that not everyone should be given an exotic pet as a gift—especially if you’re going to ignore the care-and-feeding instructions. Starring Zach Galligan (Waxwork), Phoebe Cates (Drop Dead Fred), and Hoyt Axton. Music by composing legend Jerry Goldsmith (Planet of the Apes, The Omen).
4:45 p.m.: Jaws 2 (1978): Not sure why the sequel runs first, but…okay. (Must be an AMC effect on the programming.) Roy Scheider and Lorraine Gary, stars of the original Jaws, return to deal with the chaos created by another shark that’s eating the residents and vacationing families of Amity Island. The other returning character, Murray Hamilton’s Amity mayor Larry Vaughn, remains just as dumb as a post when it comes to acknowledging shark attacks during tourist season as he was the first time, which means it’s up to Brody to handle this on his own.
7:30 p.m.: Jaws (1975): Steven Spielberg (Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Indiana Jones) directs Roy Scheider (Jaws 2, The Punisher), Robert Shaw (The Golden Voyage of Sinbad), Richard Dreyfuss (CE3K), Lorraine Gary (Jaws 2, Night Gallery), and Murray Hamilton in this mega-hit adaptation of the bestselling novel by Peter Benchley (who also cowrote the screenplay), about a town terrorized by a large, hungry, and surprisingly smart great white shark that apparently can’t be stopped from feeding on the locals and tourists. Featuring an amazing score by John Williams (of Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Indiana Jones fame). It’s the summer movie that made people afraid to go to the beach.
10:15 p.m.: Gremlins (repeat broadcast)
Tomorrow, we’ll take a look at movies you can stream to create your own Halloween viewing party. Stay tuned!
Rerun channel MeTV—home to Star Trek, The A-Team, and The Andy Griffith Show, among other old-school series—doesn’t have Halloween programming, but they do celebrate the holiday in their own way, so here are the highlights of what they’re offering tomorrow (all times listed are Eastern Time):
9:00–10:00 a.m.: Bugs Bunny and Friends: It’s a special collection of “horror”-themed Loony Tunes cartoons, starring Bugs, Sylvester the Cat, Yosemite Sam, Witch Hazel, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and others: “Hyde and Go Tweet,” “A Witch’s Tangled Hare,” “Big Game Haunt,” “Shishkabugs,” “The Phantom Ship,” “The Haunted Mouse,” and “Hyde and Hare.” What, no Gossamer cartoons? Geez, MeTV, don’t you know by now that monsters make the most innnn-tuh-restin’ people?
6:00 p.m.: The Three Stooges: Moe, Larry, and Curly (and also Shemp) face off with the supernatural in the shorts “Idle Roomers,” “If a Body Meets a Body,” “Dopey Dicks,” “Spooks,” “Creeps,” and “Who Done It.” Eye pokes, face smacks, and gut punches abound—but it’s all in fun, kids.
8:00 p.m.: Svengoolie: Count Yorga, Vampire: The much-loved horror-movie host presents this 1970 fright flick starring Robert Quarry as the titular undead royal in a very loose adaptation/knockoff of Dracula, moving the action from 19th-century England to late 1960s Southern California. There’s no extra charge for all the corny jokes Sven will be inserting into the broadcast.
10:00 p.m.: Sventoonie’s Scary, Merry Halloween: Sventoonie, the Red Tuna of Terror—basically a puppet version of Svengoolie—hosts this holiday special in which, according to MeTV, he “is determined to give Halloween all the joy and traditions that Christmas has, including the cult classic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.” Well, you do what you can with public domain material, right?
11:00 p.m.: Star Trek: “The Doomsday Machine”: This Norman Spinrad–scripted Season 2 episode has nothing in common with the Spooky Season (that would be the episodes “Catspaw,” with its witchcraft overtones, and “Wolf in the Fold,” about Jack the Ripper), but it does have an unstoppable monster of sorts in the form of a giant machine that smashes planets and then eats them for fuel. It’s up to Captain Kirk (William Shatner) to figure out a way to stop it.
12:00 a.m.: Kolchak: The Night Stalker: “Mr. R.I.N.G.”: Reporter Carl Kolchak (Darren McGavin) tracks down a murderer that turns out to be a runaway android. It’s not one of the better episodes of this one-season horror series that inspired The X-Files, but McGavin is entertaining, and it features a guest appearance from Julie Adams, the female lead of the classic “Gillman” film, The Creature From the Black Lagoon.
Tomorrow, we’ll take a look at IFC’s Halloween programming. Stay tuned!
For years, Turner Classic Movies (TCM) has offered a wealth of classic horror movies during its October-long celebration of the Spooky Season, and this year has been no different. Here’s what they’re running, all day long and into the night, on Halloween:
12:15 a.m.: Haxan (1922): This black-and-white silent film from Sweden (its title means The Witch) is a documentary-style examination on demonology, witchcraft, and superstition, with the sort of dramatized “reenactments” you’ll find in “reality shows” these days on the Travel Channel (aka Ghost Central) and the History Channel (aka the Alien Home Base).
4:00 a.m.: Eyes Without a Face (1959): Not the Billy Idol pop hit from 1984, but a French horror movie about a plastic surgeon determined to undo the damage his daughter suffered in a car crash, by any means necessary—even if that means targeting women whose faces he’ll use for possible skin transplants…
6:00 a.m.: The Bat (1959): Horror legend Vincent Price and Agnes Moorehead (Bewitched, The Twilight Zone) star in this murder mystery about a costumed killer known as The Bat, based on Mary Roberts Rhinehart’s 1908 novel The Circular Staircase.
9:00 a.m.: Horror Hotel (1960): Another horror legend, Christopher Lee (Count Dooku of Star Wars, as you younger viewers might know him), kicks off a TCM mini ChrisLee-athon (five movies in a row!) as he contends with witchcraft and Satan wosrshippers in a Massachusetts town.
10:30 a.m.: The Curse of Frankenstein (1957): Christopher Lee returns to the screen, this time to star as the Monster in this Hammer Films adaptation of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. Costarring Peter Cushing (Grand Moff Tarkin of Star Wars, to you younger viewers) as the Monster’s creator, Victor Frankenstein.
1:30 p.m.: The Mummy (1959): Christopher Lee shambles from the tomb as the bandaged monster in Hammer Films’ answer to Universal Studios’ classic Mummy flicks atarring Boris Karloff. Costarring Peter Cushing as the archaeologist determined to send the Mummy back to the afterlife.
3:00 p.m.: The Devil’s Bride (1968): Christopher Lee investigates Satanic doings in 1920s London, in this adaptation by author/screenwriter Richard Matheson (I Am Legend, The Incredible Shrinking Man) of the 1934 Dennis Wheatley novel The Devil Rides Out.
4:45 p.m.: Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972): Christopher Lee’s immortal Dracula and Peter Cushing’s Van Helsing (the latest descendant) mix it up again in this seventh entry in Hammer’s Dracula series. Costarring Stephanie Beacham (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Christopher Neame (Lust for a Vampire), and Caroline Munro (Captain Kronos—Vampire Hunter)
6:30 p.m.: The Plague of the Zombies (1966): A 19th-century English village gets overrun by zombies in this Hammer production, starring Andre Morell (The Hound of the Baskervilles), Jacqueline Pearce (Doctor Who), and Diane Clare (The Hand of Night).
8:00 p.m.: The Bride of Frankenstein (1935): Holy AMC—running the sequel before the original? What is it with these programming guys? Boris Karloff stars as the misunderstood Monster who’s searching for love and companionship, with Elsa Lanchester as his intended bride (and as Mary Shelley, in the film’s prologue), and Colin Clive as their creator, Henry Frankenstein. Directed by James Whale.
11:15 p.m.: Frankenstein (1931): The movie that made Boris Karloff a horror legend. In this Universal Studios’ adaptation of Mary Shelley’s novel, Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive) meddles with forces beyond his control, piecing together parts of corpses to form a Monster that will come to be hated—and learn to hate in kind. Directed by James Whale. Costarring Edward Van Sloan and Dwight Frye—Professor Van Helsing and Renfield, respectively of Bela Lugosi’s Dracula, released that same year.
12:30 a.m.: The Invisible Man (1933): Director James Whale steps away from Frankenstein’s Monster for this adaptation of the H.G. Wells novel about a scientist (played by Claude Rains) who’s created an invisibility formula, experimented on himself with it, and is ultimately driven mad.
Tomorrow, we’ll take a look at MeTV’s Halloween-themed programming for this coming Saturday (they don’t have anything for Halloween itself). Stay tuned!
